It's that time of the month again!

31 months after affection...


Lots of fun as usual, I've never been let down!
I'd post on blogs less often, but that'd make her frown.

What's going on?

What's going on? It's like someone flicked a switch and the whole school just flipped. Everyone studies now. EVERYONE. I haven't felt so much peer pressure to study in my whole life. Not to worry, my teachers have taught me from young not to give in to peer pressure, to be steadfast and strong. Though I may be committing a faux pas, I shouldn't care.
But enough about me, lets talk about you. Oh wait it's my blog. So lets talk about me.
I think there is a lack of motivation for me to study. Usually, I'd have to have the exams stare me straight at the face before I start the wheels rolling, so starting now seems a bit awkward for me. So I try to study now and I just end up reading the stuff and never actually putting pen to paper, never actually getting any real work done. That is the true mark of a lazy ass.
On a brighter note, it's night time. That's a prime example of a weak joke.

The Ikea Idea

Today I went to my favourite place in Singapore, The Tampines Ikea. It's a nice peaceful place that never fails to keep me joyful and merry! I did the same thing I do the other 1293102938 times I've been there. (He walked around for hours buying stuff that he really doesn't need that that that badly[He doesnt need that that many thats either] ). Well that little bracketed voice (here i am!) thats talking to me in my head and hopefully yours too (who even reads your blog?) is wrong! I did a little bit more than that (I'm right). I bought a new bookshelf! Which because of very valid reasons, failed to be installed today (He's just a lazy prick). It's gonna look quite elegant next to all the other shit in my room. Other than that, I bought nothing that significant. Sighz (AH LIANZ STYLEZ!!!!) At least I had fun (even a dancing pickle can entertain this guy).
This little trip today has polished my Ikea idea. What is my Ikea idea? Well, my idea is that during a zombie attack ( Is this guy serious? ), that Tampines Ikea would be the best place to be or hide. There are nice warm beds to sleep in, there is a giant giant :P opposite for food and courts for weapons! :O The plus is that it is at Tampines. Who the heck would go there right? So your pretty much safe from zombies. Ikea also happens to have a very nice knife section which would come in handy. A good way to travel there would be through the highways. You'd never get cornered. Yes, Darren is somewhat well prepared for a not so imminent zombie attack. Better safe than sorry. We will see who has the last laughs! Mwhahaha!
I'm going to end this post with the most faggoty line i can come up with.
Darren, signing off :D