Funny Fake Story

In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided
to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose
around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock.
He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot
himself at the last moment.  He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet
missed him completely and cut through the rope above him.  Free of the
threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea.  The sudden dunking
extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison.  He was dragged
out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where
he died of hypothermia.

Pictures Of The Day!

This Is What All Conversations On The Phone Should Be Like.

The Most Awesome Music Video Ever!!!

Restaurant City

I LOVE MY RESTAURANT!!! :)

Do I look different from yesterday?

The King Of Pop's Heart Popped...

Today, was probably one of the most boring days i've had so far, other then hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death which really shocked me! Other then that, nothing...
Thus, I have nothing to post here today.

Probably won't have anything to post here tomorrow too.

Just wait for Tues, Wed & Thurs. Ill be bitchin about how "well" my exams went.

Oh and and and and i have deleted my post on jokes about MJ as a ummm ummmm tribute to MJ, also i am scared that God might smite me or something if i do not remove it :p

Now this, is comedy.

My new haircut!!!

New Spectacles!!!

My new spectacles

Darren the floating head.

Im a sucker..... Fish.

Wow how amazing my webcam is...

Spelling

I am horrible at spelling, always was really, so if you think you see any typo's it probably isn't a typo, it is just my spelling, but please correct me!

The words i struggle to spell

• Restraunt
• Libary
• Embaressed

Well, those are all the words i can think of at the moment.

Restaurant City

Some say it is the most pointless and dull game around, I think it is my calling, my destiny. I'm just kiddin.. But, i do wanna make the most amazing restaurant ever!!! WHOOOOO!!!! I have already put a tv in my toilet!!! Ain't that umm umm CHIC!